💙DEAR DARCY,💙
Is there anything I can do to get out of a speeding ticket?🚘
- Alan Giles,(via email)
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Well, Alan your fate depends on how successfully you butter up the officer. LOL 🖒
Once you are stopped, turn on the interior lights, roll down the driver’s side window, put both hands on the wheel, and slap on your sincerest smile.
Prove you aren’t a threat by following his orders carefully, and be excessively polite when you are questioned. Also it’s good idea to say as little as possible, (keeping your mouth shut prevents self-incrimination if you do have to go to court.)
Also, make sure you plead with the officer for a warning BEFORE he goes back to his car, (just know that cars cops can’t trash a ticket once it’s been written).
Hope that helps Alan and drive safely AND SLOWLY! 😉😉😉😉😢😢🚘🚘🚘
Hugs,
Darcy